try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
if you find a joe biden blowup doll in the attic, I call dibs
You wanted to speak to the manager of mcdonalds as to why a "bag of cheeseburgers" isn't a menu option.
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
The highlight of the night was when he yelled "WAS THIS CONDOM MADE FOR TODDLERS??"
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
Too hungover to brush my teeth. took a swig of menthol schnapps instead. lazy or incredibly efficient?
Youre my hero
Randomize
