had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
100% truth: never tied someone to a bed using 4 pairs of sweatpants before
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
He's giving me the absolute bare minimum amount of attention. Like whatever motherfucker, I've had like six super likes on tinder today
After passing out at the kitchen table, you woke up in my parents bed in between them. With no pants on.
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
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