i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
i was like hansel and gretel. i puked a trail from mcdonalds to our place so i could find my way back in the morning
The trick is to not slur when purchasing the condoms at 3am
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
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