I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
I keep getting texted pictures of my husband with other men. I can't figure out if he wants a divorce or a threesome?
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
im taking a nap outside. wake me up in an hour.
way to go to work and not wake me up. when you get home youre rubbing me with aloe and giving me a blowjob. no excuses
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
I'm petting the cat while shitting. This is all I ever wanted
I feel like there should be a database and you screen your boyfriend's scrotum and all the fucked up shit they've done goes on file.
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
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