i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
Registered for next semester classes drunk. Let's hope I didn't accidently sign up for history of dinosaurs again...
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
you're the one asking for my vibrator at 4 in the morning so reconsider your life
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
I'm glad our friendship can withstand laughing mid-blowjob during the diarrhea scene in Dumb & Dumber.
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
What is the best medium with which to say, "Happy Birthday, I'm having your abortion"... Cake? Card?
Randomize
