Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
bringing my vibrator into the shower with me. if I don't text back in 30 minutes I have electrocuted myself and died.
May the force be with you.
I need you to perform a face transplant. Please remove your face from your accounting book and relocate it to where it's most needed - between my legs.
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
Welp, no use in crying over spilt milk. I can't unbang her.
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
For one week of my life every time I pull my cock out I want the Jurassic Park theme music to start playing.
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
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