it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
actually, I'm a sock model
Making out with married ex girlfriends: priceless
clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
Why is the clock ticking so loud? Now I know how Captain Hook feels.
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
I just cut open the plastic package of a Plan B pill using the bottle opener I carry in my purse. #whyidrink
Thanks for not letting me choke to death on my vomit last night
Thank you for attempting to organize my DVDs in chronological and alphbetical order
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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