So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
didn't know how to tell his mom I was confused about how long we'd been together because we banged for a full year before making it official
My roommate made me go home after I mooed at fat girls at the gas station.
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
Best compliment ever: Being told that you really understand sex by a professional. After she gave you a HANDJOB.
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
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