so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
You're not drunk til you wake your roommates up screaming at your ceiling fan
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
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