Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
were you wearing a green and blue thong last night?
yes! wait why?
because i found it in my pocket this morning...
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
Just found out the guy that gave me herpes died. now everytime I get a flare up, it'll be like he's coming back to say hello
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
Some rando is vomiting profusely into the garden outside the employee entrance. Where are you when things like this happen to me?
Vomiting outside the employee entrance
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
There was an unopened condom by my car when I went to pick it up this morning. Someone may have fucked on the hood of my car last night. Don't think it was me but I can't rule it out 100%.
Awee what are you going to name your new dog?
What dog?
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
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