i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
my brain is opting to stay half drunk rather than relearn how to think. the rest of me is in no position to argue.
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
bringing my vibrator into the shower with me. if I don't text back in 30 minutes I have electrocuted myself and died.
May the force be with you.
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
Other than the whole stab wound in my leg thing, today was pretty good. The nurses all loved me and gave me a sandwich and juice.
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
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