Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
why im i the only drunk person in the library?
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
Met my future wife peeing in the men's room. I stood in for the missing door on the stall. We really hit it off talking about how her butt didn't even touch the seat from all the years of squat lifting in high school.
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
You paid a stripper $40 to choke me out last night.
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
My history professo slid into my DMs. Granted I did give him “fuck me” eyes during a lecture a few times.
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