Are we in a gay sports bar?
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
if you don't go out with us, what are you gonna do? you're gonna go home and watch biodome and masturbate to texts from your east coast boyfriend and see the facebook pictures from the party when you wake up.
Just caused a nice traffic jam while trying to park at Costco. Too high to drive.
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
WHY DID I INFORM THE ENTIRE BATHROOM I DONT HAVE AN STD?!?!?!!
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
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