I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
Condom broke. Took her to CVS for plan B and parked in expectant mothers spot. I laughed.. she cried
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
I don't even know. I woke up in the bathtub with no shirt, covered in towels holding what appeared to be vanillia pudding mixed with captain morgan.
I just feel like I should give it a rest. I'm too old to be drinking bottles of grey goose and falling into koi ponds.
You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
It's no shave November. This is our time.
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
Well, I'll handle this like I always do. Black the fuck out, make out with randoms, give out my number like candy. You know. Standard operating procedure
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
Randomize