You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
tell your sister to shave her snatch
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
I'm talking to a corgi on tinder..wtf has my life come to
THEY LEFT ME IN A CLUB BY MYSELF. I’M SO ANNOYED. I’M GOING TO FUCK THEIR BARTENDER FRIEND. Caps only because I’m really mad.
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
Jack and I got in a huge fight at 6am. He fell asleep when I was giving him head so I freaked. We were both black out so I made a memo in my phone reminding me
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