The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
the saddest part is, this is not even the first time i've woken up in a shopping cart with a concussion.
You know, you have a good excuse now if you have a poor performance. Just say "what do you expect? I took a paintball to the DICK!!"
My kids are NEVER playing in the park more than 2 feet away from me until they are capable of punching an eagle.
I licked your asshole in confidence.
I pay 3K a month for rent, yet last nite I broke into the back of my building, scaled over 2 tons of garbage in heels and took a dirty freight elevator to my floor just so my doorman wouldn't see how fucked up I was
U know ur prob on camera right?
Why would I want a relationship when I’m the side dick for my boss and a few women from the gym
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