i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
So i banged this chick from Peru last night. Needless to say, I'm having chipotle for lunch todayas a south American reward to honor her.
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
Apparently, his doctor was impressed with how well we took care of his leg. We're like the kings of naked triage.
Bitch, I been tryna reach you all day to talk to you about these Dorito tacos.
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
found one of my socks in the dishwsaher... xanax
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
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