i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
I didn't cheat on him. Cheating means finding out. I made sure he was at work first. After the guy left I got shitfaced just so nothing seemed out of the ordinary when he came home.
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
I woke up next to her will a oven mit taped to my cock. Dear god, I might have tried to use it as a condom.
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
He's a Shit stain on my heart
Until she magically finds a brain, I'm going to be a dick. Fair trade. She's a idiot, I'm an ass.
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
The angle I tried to shoot a load on her face was unfortunate. I accidentally came on the David Bowie tribute she had out. Oddly, that made it more erotic.
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
Because, after all, nothing quite says life in 2020 than doing laundry at 9:40 on a Friday morning to make sure you have masks and underwear.
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