sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
Your date looks like the Cloverfield monster. good luck.
if i can run in heels then i can drive
I woke up (not at home) to find out I kissed Ryan Caberra, flashed for free gumbys and carried around an inflatable moose named Johnson. Great success.
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
Just watched a drug bust from the Ralphs parking lot while listening to Frank Sinatra. Happy Valentine's Day.
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
I just bought a blender and 120 pizza rolls. Bring tequila.
He told me to be a woman and make him dinner. So I threw a bagel at him and went out to dinner.
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