if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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I probably looked like a mental patient. I had my IV in one hand and cup of pee in the other, swaying around with a dazed grin on my face. I love vicodin.
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
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