Whod you bang
In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
Don't bother coming over to clean the mess. I already paid two kids 5 bucks for it, just didn't tell them you peed all over the place. You do owe me 5 bucks though
Still slightly drunk, sitting in Hyde park village. Two small children are dancing and singing "call me maybe" on the fountain in front of me. Am I hallucinating?
I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
So I'm pretty sure I told every one at the party that "I'm going to fuck my pillow pets tonight?"
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
The stall at this bar had mirrors all around. I just looked at myself take a shit from like 3 different angles
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
You don't know happiness until you've got to smoke weed inside taco bell and then eat all you want for free
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