weddingsv make me drug and hornr
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
My favorite thing about your netflix account "suggestions for you" section: Russias Toughest Prisons is followed immediately by Strange Sex
We are in Florida for 3 days. The people in charge of shit brought: a waffle maker, a cheese grater and a SEWING MACHINE
AND NO VODKA
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
The bar brought brought it upon themselves, they played billy joels piano man before closing, it's not our fault the bar isn't a bar anymore, right?
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