i don't like sucking hair
I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
We woke up in an inflatable kiddie pool full of both empty and full beer cans. In the middle of his dad's office. Oh, and we were locked in. Nobody remembers.
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
There is soup leaking out of my nose nothing in life has prepared me for this moment
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
If I had your ass I would rule the world
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