He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
My life has evolved from screwing randos, ok?
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
Instead of asking him how many women he's slept with I just got straight to the point and asked how many Plan B pills he's purchased
Ok thats great. so just to recap: you fucked a billionare in his penthouse last night, and I had a glass of wine on the toilet.
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
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