She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
Too bad my thesis topic isn't "defining a hot mess: a study in drinking, smoking and other bad life decisions."
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
I seem to remember you being very disappointed that drinking Michelob Ultra didn't give you magic powers.
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
Your exhaustion is probably due to your rampant sexual urges and the fact that you live the same life as a raccoon.
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
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