so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
The paper boy just woke me up in the front yard again.
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
The last time I went to Vegas and the sun started to rise, my copilot went home with her nipples pierced.
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
i spent most of my hangover doing the math to figure out the last of the alcohol would be metabolized from my system.
thank you pre-med degree.
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
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