can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
In case you were wondering, transporting lube in a ziploc bag is just as bad of an idea as it sounds.
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
Do you know how hard it is to maintain a conversation with someone who just told you they put their cat in the fridge on purpose?
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
im trying to look as sober as possible but i just poured orange juice and mayo into my milkshake.
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
I thanked him for the booty call offer but told him I'd rather just do it myself
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
Randomize
