the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
Me and allie were just offered cocaine by a strange man in a women's bathroom. Why have I not lived in Austin my whole life?
Also I played a weird game of chicken in the ladies room at work between myself the person pooping 2 stalls over and a very determined maintenance man.
Seriously. If I'd known all it took was a 29 year old UPS guy to make me feel THIS SEXY, I'd have been fucking them for 30 years.
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
Would you be so kind as to inform your husband that my truck is forever cursed by mashed potatoes and it's his fault.
I love you. Go after that dick
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
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