so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
everything was goin great until he pulled out his ed hardy lighter and smoked in my face like he was cool.
it's like you attract all the douchebags that nobody wants. people should thank you.
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
What's worse: not calling my parents in Dallas to make sure they're alright or not taking shelter to masturbate all over my douchebag roommates clothes?
I worry about you.
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
We bought only tequila and Twister. And you're STILL surprised you got pregnant?
I sign my lease Thursday, I'm about to be released back into the wild.
I'll make missing person signs.
You're a good friend.
Only in this town do you have a bridesmaid shortage due to pregnancies.
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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