how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
My mom just called me to tell me that i dont have chlamydia. Awkward.
I deserve a fucking award for best roommate. I just cleaned his room, so he can have a 3 some
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
Had to sacrifice my vibrator batteries to the thermostat gods. I had a dirty dream and also almost a heat stroke.
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
So it's official the pockets of my work apron exist solely for the purpose of secretly flipping off asshole customers and not losing my job.
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
She woke up, mumbled "the trees" When i asked her what about them, she yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," Then went back to sleep.
We need to get on her level.
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