Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
how do I set my phone to only ring when I'm asleep when sex is certain?
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
I love how my cats smell like pot.
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
Bless her heart. Her stupid, drunk, adderall-ed heart.
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
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