What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
I just found a 1/2 inch of mimosa in my shoe.
You should get more absorbent shoes.
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
Last night at McDonalds, you lied across the counter, pulled up your shirt and yelled "BODY SHOTS"...
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
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