Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
The bender is in full force. After 2 bloody mary's at breakfast we are now drinking vodka redbull "as a precaution" so we will stay awake for the club tonight.
Just called my mom. She definitely saw all those fb statuses so thanks for that.
Haha did she know what fisting meant?
Yeah. Which is upsetting in itself
im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
My dad just told the waiter to keep the pitchers coming until someone passes out.
Let's be honest, your relationships fail because the man you're looking for is the equivalent of an intellectual blow-up doll.
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
You know how I know she's ugly? 97% of her profile pics are flowers or animals. And what do we know about pretty people and the Internet?
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
Holy shit my cat won't leave the lube alone
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
He was passed out, face in the toilet, so I just pissed on his head. Serves him right
when your dumb AF ex “accidentally” venmos you $50 and texts you asking for it back..... —sorry I accidentally deleted your number and cashed out
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