I specifically asked you not to be slutty tonight.
remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
you know you made it when your beer pong table is made from imported italian hardwood
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
I made a Wendy's employee say fuck this and quit because I started flipping out due to a baked potato shortage. Of course I had a good night
Just successfully invited my mom to a drag show. If that doesnt say "im gay" then idk what will.
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
Can we just take a minute to acknowledge that you're drinking with your gay ex boyfriend's DAD who is a DEACON??
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