And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
I miss college girls! You know how depressing it is to fuck 30 year olds? That's what failure feels like
The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here.
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
Fursuit judi Dench just stared directly at me for 3 solid minutes telling me that cats arent dogs and i believe her because if i dont cat jason derulo might try to have sex with me
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