Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
I pulled down his boxers and a 20 dollar bill fell out. I'm telling you, the blowjob fairy EXISTS
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
Yeah dude. They were so drunk they actually drank the pool water. Which I'm pretty sure will kill them. My parents chlorine the shit out of that thing cuz they know how much sex my brothers have in it
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
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