I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
Dude. He put me on a rewards point system for his dick. I have to do him favors now to build up to winning sex. This is shit.
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
The moment you realize you should grow up: you're snorting your fathers percocet script with your old health insurance card, while your parents are on a 10 day cruise in the carribean...
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
You should have seen the pharmacists face when I paid for my inhaler refill and a box of condoms.
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
Dude, I danced with Abe Lincoln! How could last night have been any better???
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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