Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
Reason #82 that I need to get laid: my pubes are getting split ends.
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
you were sitting on my toliet with a double cheesburger in your hand asking me how the cheeseburger even got there.
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
Yeah.. I'm sorry I broke your phone. But in my defense you handed me the frying pan.
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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