Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
I let a 30 year old guitar player that works at a call center go down on me in his backseat last night
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
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