your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
I had 4 margarita's and 2 mixed drinks and i blew zero's. Its a cinco de mayo miracle.
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
Things I have that belong to you: shorts, headband, bra, purse, chinese food, vodka, and blood on my jeans. Happy homecoming.
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
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