Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
I mean technically the bite was both in my nose and on the outside of it. I thought I was going to need stitches or something.
Why was his mouth around your nose anyways?
It was just one of those nights, man.
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
He offered to buy me free breakfast if I stayed at the hotel overnight with him. I then realized they have a complimentary breakfast.
Reason # 294827284949272 i could never be a cop. I would just shoot. All the time. Ppl. Animals. Inanimate objects. Air.
He ate me out while I finished season 1 of Stranger Things. If that's not a modern day relationship goal, then I don't know what is.
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
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