I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
how was your night?
well, i just purchased 'sorry for being a drunk whore' cupcakes. how do you think my night was?
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
OK, the bar's closing. Do I go to home to my wife or my girlfriend?
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
Apparently I give handjobs in my sleep. So that's interesting.
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
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