it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
I walked downstairs and there were 50 sorority girls. I wasn't expecting an audience during my walk of shame.
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
The manager of the bar we were at the night before came to my house today giving me coupons. Apperently you and i won karaoke night which is a prize of 300 beer dollars. No idea what beer dollars means nor do i have any memory of doing karaoke but lets go back tonight.
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
Another memory: We offered for a stranger to live in our house under the condition that he took the garbage out because it's a 'blue' job.
We are the best.
Ps. We need to take the garbage out.
I'm like an air traffic controller of women. It's a very similar job. Well spaced and gentle landings are good. When they meet, it's bad. Explosions bad. Dying screaming burning children bad.
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
When the bouncer wouldn't let you back in you screamed "Authority is not given you to deny the return of the king!" and ran past him.
The best part about theater chicks is nothing is too cliche or out of line. I just fucked her Braveheart style in my entry way while saying goodbye.
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
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