I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
I just had to google "How do I get semen stains off of drywall." I'm relatively proud of this
Funny how often beer equates to second degree burns on some portion of my body.
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
She is a social worker. An actual good person trying to save the world. I feel like every time I give her an orgasm God wipes a little smudge off of my shit list.
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
I feel like we should actually go to church one of these days to thank god for saving us from herpes and babies.
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
That guy was cool until he tried fighting that dude in the bow tie. I need better wingmen.
SOS YOU NEED TO TAKE THE CANDY PANTIES OUT OF THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT BEFORE MOM TAKES MY CAR
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
Is she talking about a testicle cuff or just a cock ring? How did you meet this girl?
Is there a big difference?
It’s about the same as the difference between a night of drunken sex with a stripper at the Bellagio and being robbed and left for dead by a crystal meth tweaker
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