i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
I need you to perform a face transplant. Please remove your face from your accounting book and relocate it to where it's most needed - between my legs.
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
Im showing up stoned and in sweatpants. Because that is where im at in life right now. Sorry not sorry.
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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