Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
you invented a new sport called "bacon pulling" and you cried everytime a piece broke
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
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