Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
I just puked so hard I pissed myself. Outta my ass. I just won hangover of the century.
The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
and then you called me a third time and yelled that you were stealing a puppy named Willow
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
I have aggressive nipples.
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
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