My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
That last minute feeling of hesitation on whether I should bring my health card to the bar usually means I'm in for a good night.
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
So I found where you barfed in my house. Just wanted to let you know that my cat barfed on the kitchen floor in a show of solidarity
Dude. Once again. Cleaning house. Found weed I hid from myself a month ago. Celebrating/testing it out. if i dont text back in 10, call dominos.
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
Many a woman has been in tears over the passing of my penis' whorish ways.
Come over. We have half a bottle of jumbo champagne left and no boyfriends to slow us down
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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