separated laundry into 'got laid' and 'didn't get laid' piles.
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
Well, McDonalds 'escorted' me out after I passed out mid-order
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
Lemme guess, I was the one completely shit faced making out with the 50 year old...
LOL, wrong number bro. Good luck trying to figure out what happened though..
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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