Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
Tell your boyfriend I'm sorry for ruining his vein. I'm never drawing blood drunk again.
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
And by "schedule" I meant crumbled up liquor store receipt, that I wrote shit on.
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
On the plus side I'm getting really good at painting the inside of a toilet with my bowels.
I love how my phone automatically capitalizes Margarita. R-e-s-p-e-c-t.
I just got a lap dance from a sexy cop in return for giving him his sunglasses back. I think this is going to be the beginning of a really great friendship
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
You left your phone here
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