he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
I broke a rule
Which One?!
The one where I shouldn't sleep with your friends. I broke this particular rule 4 times.
You're officially the worst brother ever.
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
I had to take on your role as drunk idiot....I have no idea how you do it so well and so regularly. That shit is exhausting.
I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!
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